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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just saw it and here are the things that immediately stuck out to me.

1) I don't get why anyone cares about Finn.

2) Must be nice to be a named hero with more than a few sentences of dialog. You have been accepted into the untouchables club. Just let that cardboard stand in guy, Finn, bravely sacrifice himself to buy some time for the rebels. Nah nevermind, Unecessary-romance-love-is-all-you-need-girl to the rescue; she's way too important to die. She was, at best, a systems engineer and probably should not have been piloting a salt skimmer, but you know, she had her dialog, crit her daring roll, and now she is capable of anything, except dieing.

3) The casino planet. So those horse things could stampede at anytime and there is nothing to contain them other than button-release pens? That's just poor design. I wanted to say more, but Joe captured all my other feelings on that one.

4) Kylo Ren is a turd. You think I'm going to flip? You're going to flip. Woah, it was me that flipped, but I didn't flip, because I'm doing my own thing. Yeah, let's finish what that last guy started, but it's different, because I'm the flipper Supreme Leader.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) I'm not sure anyone does

2) You know the best way to rescue someone you care about? blind-side crash into them in an outdated, barely stable, sand rocket with no roof let alone seat belts.

3) Jesus, they could have pressed that button by accident at any time.

4) I kind of enjoyed Kylo's stuff this movie UNTIL the most obnoxiously choreographed back stab in film history.

Serious question: did Snoke have a back story? was he supposed to be the emporer palpatine? did they just get him from a random sith enemy generator?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snoke was on sale when they stopped over at the Placeholder Sithmart.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe the official version is that Snoke was a Darth Vader enthusiast from way back who attempted to maul himself by lava to become his #1 fav guy in the galaxy. After realizing that lava hurts and only being minorly disfigured, he developed an interest in the grandson of his favorite dude (nothing sexual).

Naturally, he attempted to mold the teenager in the likeness of Darth Kickass, so he could be besties with his role model. However, once he realized it was not possible, he began to resent his imposter Vader. This marked the beginning of the emotional abuse towards the increasingly confused man-child which would ultimately lead to Snoke's downfall.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I honestly can't tell if you're serious.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me neither.
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